The bullet-proof force that has captured the imagination of both performers and audiences alike is now in an all-new format that puts YOU in the creative driver's seat.
The Smart Ass Index Cards are Large Lined Index style cards that are a common object your audience can recognize right away. BUT because of the Smart Ass forcing methodology hidden within, it gives you the power to force literally anything! Any object, location, name, product, person, animal, etc. There is no limit.
These Smart Ass Index Cards are NOT over the counter index cards. We made these from the ground up and they are thick custom made cards with a linen finish, similar to the way premium playing cards are finished.
And although they are not actual index cards they APPEAR exactly like index cards to the audience. The thickness accommodates large bold printed names and designs on them with no bleed through.
These index cards are the largest Smart Ass cards we have ever produced. At a whopping 4 x 6 inches in size they can be seen at the back of the biggest theater or banquet hall with no video support needed! The cards come inside a beautiful hard shell carrying box - that looks exactly like you just bought them from an office supply store!
Reset from show to show is a breeze and only takes a few seconds. And with the index cards you can work your routine in a large venue, and because of the devious method, you can also perform it up close at a house party or parlor sized room.
The Smart Ass Index Cards are a perfect addition to your Nobrainer prediction or other similar type of revelation when you need the perfect force of anything you can write on the cards.
Included with Smart Ass Index Cards:
54 Lined Index Cards ready to by customized. They are 4 x 6 inches in size.
The beautiful hard shell carrying box - that looks exactly like you just bought them from an office supply store.
A jumbo permanent marker included so you can get customizing right away.
A video instructional where Bill shows you how to properly customize your cards and a basic walk-through of the routine in performance.
Bill shares one of his favorite routines McCombical Beans that uses a couple things from the grocery store and your Smart Ass Index Cards.
Included is the Customize Your Smart Ass book in downloadable PDF to give you a starting point - a creative spring board, to create an original routine of your very own.
If you're looking for a way to force ANYTHING and is 100% bulletproof, entertaining, uses recognizable props, AND can be seen at the back row of any venue?? = Smart Ass Index Cards are for you!
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Return Policies
Provided the conditions in our refund policy have been met, refunds will be processed using the original form of payment. You can return an item purchased online by posting it to us. Please contact customer service for return address. Please note that delivery costs will be excluded from the refund unless goods are returned in accordance with your statutory rights (e.g. they are faulty or not as ordered).
The items with the original receipt are returned within 30 days of purchase.
Items must be in the original condition as purchased with all labels/tickets attached.
Provided the conditions in our refund policy have been met, refunds will be processed using the original form of payment. You can return an item purchased online by posting it to us. Please contact customer service for return address. Please note that delivery costs will be excluded from the refund unless goods are returned in accordance with your statutory rights (e.g. they are faulty or not as ordered).
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